by Detcare December 28, 2018
Get the Miptard mug.The smartest mf around. Earth was blessed for providing a habitable place for this splendid being. He, who requires a total of 3 hours or less of slumber to sustain his omniferous, all-embracing, all-encompassing superior mind in grand condition. He is gifted at everything he tries, he is a quick-witted, consegrated, intellectual whom no duty seems to exhaust. You sporadically see him studying ever since he is regarded intelligent whenever people around him fathom his almighty presence. Some people even bow down infront of him and call him a descendant of god himself as he was witnessed of being able to cure obnoxious retards with a single condescending nod towards that disgusting jerk-off.
He, who is believed to have acquired a certain level of divinity is regarded the most intelligent being sunrays have ever touched ever since the burst of singularity whom the universe originates from. Every word he speaks produces cosmic energy which eventually results in occasional gamma lightning, supernovae and the gradual dilation of the universe. The Greeks eventually predicted such being being born in the future, thus they named the goddess of the grain, agriculture, harvest, growth, and nourishment, he who presided over grains and the fertility of the earth after him.
He, who is believed to have acquired a certain level of divinity is regarded the most intelligent being sunrays have ever touched ever since the burst of singularity whom the universe originates from. Every word he speaks produces cosmic energy which eventually results in occasional gamma lightning, supernovae and the gradual dilation of the universe. The Greeks eventually predicted such being being born in the future, thus they named the goddess of the grain, agriculture, harvest, growth, and nourishment, he who presided over grains and the fertility of the earth after him.
*door to a classroom opens and he who is almighty enters the room and illuminates the room with divine light and thus leaves the peasents dazzled*
Person 1: "WOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!? WHAT IS THAT LIGHT?!?! DID JESUS REINCARNATE AND START TO ATTEND PHYSICS CLASS?!?"
Person 2 *kneeling down and praying towards the almighty being*: "You dense mf!!! No! It's just Mitar attending class today, now kneel down and appreciate his presence you imbecile fuckwit!"
Person 1: "WOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!? WHAT IS THAT LIGHT?!?! DID JESUS REINCARNATE AND START TO ATTEND PHYSICS CLASS?!?"
Person 2 *kneeling down and praying towards the almighty being*: "You dense mf!!! No! It's just Mitar attending class today, now kneel down and appreciate his presence you imbecile fuckwit!"
by He who possesses a huge dong September 18, 2018
Get the Mitar mug.Someone who sucks at / hates / gets stressed out by giving gifts. We all know these people. Gift cards were created for these people. It turns out 80% of the population are mifters living among us.
Me: "What'd your husband get you for your birthday?"
You: "A gift card. Again."
Me: "What a mifter."
Me: "What'd you get your mother--in-law for her birthday?"
You: "Nothing yet, still looking."
Me: "Haven't you been looking for weeks?"
You: "Yeah, I get so stressed out giving gifts. I can't decide since I don't want to give the wrong thing."
Me: "You're such a mifter."
Me: "What'd you get your mom?"
You: "A gift card."
Me: "Again?"
You: "It's fast, it's easy."
Me: "What a mifter."
You: "A gift card. Again."
Me: "What a mifter."
Me: "What'd you get your mother--in-law for her birthday?"
You: "Nothing yet, still looking."
Me: "Haven't you been looking for weeks?"
You: "Yeah, I get so stressed out giving gifts. I can't decide since I don't want to give the wrong thing."
Me: "You're such a mifter."
Me: "What'd you get your mom?"
You: "A gift card."
Me: "Again?"
You: "It's fast, it's easy."
Me: "What a mifter."
by BlueMylz August 14, 2019
Get the Mifter mug.usually unique and kindhearted girl with swinging mood. always wanted to do good deed and also feel painful to watch others hurt. she is such an adorable and cute girl.
by imif November 23, 2021
Get the mifta mug.This is the name of a girl who is determined of her goals. She must be good looking, she has a perfect jo line . She has a serious problem of overthinking. She love flowers ,she has good taste on clothing . She should date a man who is cute as her and give her flower and chocolate on there first meet .
Hey miftahul what are you doing?
- nothing, I’m bored.
ok than let’s go outside !!
- umm… I’m confuse should I go with him or not !
- nothing, I’m bored.
ok than let’s go outside !!
- umm… I’m confuse should I go with him or not !
by Dark Prince November 23, 2021
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Get the Miftah mug.There are two types of Miitards:
1.) Someone who obviously used the Wii U's "Create Mii From Photo" option to create their Mii. Such Miis tend to have large noses, small eyebrows that are far apart, small eyes that are spread far apart, and V-shaped mouths.
2.) Someone whose Mii is barely different from the default Mii.
1.) Someone who obviously used the Wii U's "Create Mii From Photo" option to create their Mii. Such Miis tend to have large noses, small eyebrows that are far apart, small eyes that are spread far apart, and V-shaped mouths.
2.) Someone whose Mii is barely different from the default Mii.
"Look at that miitard. He couldn't have took the time to make sure his Mii actually looks like him?"
"And look at that Mii over there. It's barely been changed at all."
"Miitards, man..."
"And look at that Mii over there. It's barely been changed at all."
"Miitards, man..."
by Sir Jolteon June 21, 2016
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