miffed

to be miffed is to have your eyebrows shaven by others when you are in a stupor

yo! Shaun got miffed at a party but they changed their minds and drew his eyebrows back on with magic marker. He didn't notice.

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 20, 2003

Miffed

To be slightly irritated by something.

I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?

by PuttingItSimply August 23, 2017

MIF

a MIF is a MILF without the L.
In other words, a mom that I fucked.

charlie: Damn look at Michele's mom she is such a MILF!
Me: Nah, she's a MIF on my list.

by osco50 March 14, 2008

MIF

Similar to MILF "Mum I'd Like To Fuck", however MIF stands for "Mum I Fucked".

Harry: Kenny your Mum's a MILF

Kenny: Oi!

Ryan: Kenny your Mum's a MIF

Kenny: ....

Ryan: ;)

by Dyaaar December 12, 2009

miffed it

You fucked up, typically causing damage of property. Generally resulting in ridicule from close friends.

My sister totaled her car, she miffed it.

by sotsirh February 01, 2016

Mif

Mom I'm fucking.

See that blonde over there? She's my mif!

by RhodesNYC May 18, 2009

Mif

Mom or Mother I fucked

Steven:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Garret:Nah dude shes a mif
Steven:What's a mif?
Garret:Mom I Fucked

by peaurgboipsgb May 26, 2007