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midwhack

when you catch or record your friend/friends jacking off.
bill: yesterday i midwhacked jimmy on his laptop.

johnny: aww dude did you get it on camera?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 15, 2010
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Midwit

Someone who is around average intelligence but is so opinionated and full of themselves that they think they're some kind of genius. Midwits have a shallow understanding of things and at first can seem a bit smart, until you dig deeper and realize they're just posers. They overlap with pseuds.
Johnny posted yet another article about advanced quantum dynamics. It got me interested because I actually studied physics, but when I asked him about it he barely knew what he was saying, what a midwit!
by SecondManInTights December 13, 2020
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Midwestern Souffle

When you crack an egg into your vehicles radiator to temporarily stop coolant leaks.
Your radiator is leaking coolant. I suggest you order the Midwestern Souffle to hold you over until the next pit stop.
by Agent0fDeath November 19, 2022
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midwxst

Edgar (Couldn't fine last name), AKA Midwxst is a 17 year old underground trap/rap artist who works with other creators like p4rkr making songs like "Troops" And other songs like "Trying"

He's an amazing artist so go support him
Guy 1: You listened to midwxst's new song
Guy 2: Yea that shits fire
by Ivyssa January 2, 2021
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Battle of Midway

A battle between American and Japanese forces in the Pacific. Attempts by the Japanese to lure the Americans to Alaska failed as the Americans had cracked the Japanese codes. Resulted in the destruction of the entire Japanese carrier fleet with the loss of only one American carrier and turned the tide in the Pacific War.
The battle of Midway was fought in 1942 between the American and Japanese navies.
by Seraph17 October 16, 2008
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Midwit

Described by Vox Day as "individuals of above average intelligence, yet not too far from average".

Generally found in the 105-120 IQ range. These are the people who are considered "gifted" in primary school and perhaps "honors" in high school. In the same vein, they either think of themselves as "smart but lazy" or perform well in school yet do poorly/mediocre on standardized testing. May attend a low-tier university or none at all. Almost always very online, with strong opinions that lack nuance.

Midwits are truly cursed to be neither blissfully dumb nor reap the benefit of being of superior intelligence or a genius. They can grasp general concepts, but are less capable of digging deeper, understanding nuance, or adapting quickly to complex problems, leading to an entire middle class of perpetually unhappy, often vaguely angry people.
Wow, another generic woke twitter take? She's such a midwit.
by Anon1917 September 24, 2019
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Midwestern Special

The Midwestern special is when you marry your high school sweetheart from the small Midwestern town you grew up in, only for the relationship to dimish more and more over time until it ends in a divorce.
Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey?

Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh
by Beaterbarker June 15, 2021
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