Any middle aged women who dresses inappropriately and/or sports a belly ring. She may also have a relatively new tramp stamp which can be seen because she dresses like she's twenty-something instead of 40 (or over). She is almost always a divorcee and thinks of herself as a cougar.
Barb: "I was at the mall yesterday and saw Karen shopping at Urban Outfitters. What the hell is she thinking?"
Jessica: "No big surprise. She got her belly pierced last month and is entertaining a tramp stamp. Maybe we should stage a Midriff Crisis intervention."
Jessica: "No big surprise. She got her belly pierced last month and is entertaining a tramp stamp. Maybe we should stage a Midriff Crisis intervention."
by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009
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-A friend that works at Macdonalds
-A car (Real Wheel Drive is required, unless you're a drifting beast)
How to pull The McDrift
-Go up to a drive through asking for a small fries, and a $1 burger, or whatever else you want a multiple of (1 water cup can mean 3 large sodas) , pay no more than what you feel you want to pay.
-Give amount required for purchased food.
-Claim your 7 burgers, 3 fries, 2 large sodas, and whatever else you asked for.
-Pin it.
-Rip the E-Break.
-Dump clutch.
(By now you should have initiated the drift.)
-Countersteer while leadfooting the throttle to maintain traction loss.
-Make like a tree and get the fuck out with your $20+ worth of free food.
You have just pulled The McDrift.
There are many variations of The McDrift, such as the
-The Driftco Bell
-The Drift in the Box
-The Drift 'n' Out
-The Burger Drift
-The 5 Guys Driftin' 'n' Fries
-The Carls Driftr.
-The El Pollo Drifto
-The Del Drifto
-KDriftC
-The Drift-fil-A
-The Driftotle
-The Drifty's
-The Drift Express
-The Dairy Drift
-The Red Driftin
-The Driftnos
-A friend that works at Macdonalds
-A car (Real Wheel Drive is required, unless you're a drifting beast)
How to pull The McDrift
-Go up to a drive through asking for a small fries, and a $1 burger, or whatever else you want a multiple of (1 water cup can mean 3 large sodas) , pay no more than what you feel you want to pay.
-Give amount required for purchased food.
-Claim your 7 burgers, 3 fries, 2 large sodas, and whatever else you asked for.
-Pin it.
-Rip the E-Break.
-Dump clutch.
(By now you should have initiated the drift.)
-Countersteer while leadfooting the throttle to maintain traction loss.
-Make like a tree and get the fuck out with your $20+ worth of free food.
You have just pulled The McDrift.
There are many variations of The McDrift, such as the
-The Driftco Bell
-The Drift in the Box
-The Drift 'n' Out
-The Burger Drift
-The 5 Guys Driftin' 'n' Fries
-The Carls Driftr.
-The El Pollo Drifto
-The Del Drifto
-KDriftC
-The Drift-fil-A
-The Driftotle
-The Drifty's
-The Drift Express
-The Dairy Drift
-The Red Driftin
-The Driftnos
by Dithrain April 13, 2011
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Midriffs are the norm of teenager's clothing. Teenage girls tend to wear midriff-baring outfits to look sexy, and to attract males.
Jessica walked up to her boyfriend Jason, and decided to show off her midriff, thus making Jason feel sexually attracted. He said "I love teen midriffs!" Then, Jessica helped Jason take off all of his clothes, thus making him naked as an elephant. Then, Jason's penis began to sway back and forth and sticks straight up at the sky, thus making it now erect. Jessica then started to touch the erect penis and said "I love erect penises! They're so strong!" And she kissed the snout of the hard-on.
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