Midrifftology

A religion that worships the underappreiciated, yet beautiful midriff

The midriff is located between the chest and waist

It is said that the midriff is the source all of creation, and if you look at where it is, it's not hard to see why

Uninitiated person: What's a midriff and what's so special about it

Midrifftologist: as a believer in Midrifftology, let me explain what is is...

by Guiltless Bystander April 23, 2023

midkiff

A male prostitute. The origin of the word is "midkiff" road in West Texas, a street notorious for harbouring cheap gigilos. In addition, the men are usually bi/homo-sexual.

Damn, home slice, brianne fuckin' got herself a midkiff laz night. I aint no good fo' hur no mo'.

by Genesius August 12, 2005

Midriff Crisis

Any middle aged women who dresses inappropriately and/or sports a belly ring. She may also have a relatively new tramp stamp which can be seen because she dresses like she's twenty-something instead of 40 (or over). She is almost always a divorcee and thinks of herself as a cougar.

Barb: "I was at the mall yesterday and saw Karen shopping at Urban Outfitters. What the hell is she thinking?"

Jessica: "No big surprise. She got her belly pierced last month and is entertaining a tramp stamp. Maybe we should stage a Midriff Crisis intervention."

by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009

Midriff Pancakes

When a girl who has saggy boobs and no bra stands up and her boobs stretch and rest around the level of her navel.

Now stand up and watch em go back to midriff pancakes!

by Lari Cheltsy June 26, 2016

midiff

Means penis in Cree language. People use it for literal meaning or mostly slang for “sh*t!”

Did you remember to bring the toilet paper for our picnic outing ?
Midiff, I forgot it !!!

by Butternuts July 27, 2019

Anime Girl Midriff

Literally sex

"Anime girl midriff. Pure sex"

by jimmytwokk April 15, 2022

midriff

Midriffs are the norm of teenager's clothing. Teenage girls tend to wear midriff-baring outfits to look sexy, and to attract males.

Jessica walked up to her boyfriend Jason, and decided to show off her midriff, thus making Jason feel sexually attracted. He said "I love teen midriffs!" Then, Jessica helped Jason take off all of his clothes, thus making him naked as an elephant. Then, Jason's penis began to sway back and forth and sticks straight up at the sky, thus making it now erect. Jessica then started to touch the erect penis and said "I love erect penises! They're so strong!" And she kissed the snout of the hard-on.

by VBruno August 21, 2013