A description for the erect penis.
My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
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hey kyle!is that the pro u talked about?I ll ask smth to him
nah man he's a microprofessor,you've better ask anything!
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Bob: I always hold the microphone in my right hand. But my right elbow is bothering me... and we've decided that I have microphone elbow, so I'm gonna hold it in my left hand.
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