A type of jack o'lantern made only in Michigan. The face is carved into a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. It's kind of creepy. Also called a 'Gander Jack.
by LittleKettleChipKid September 12, 2022
Get the Michigander Jack o lantern mug.The act of getting a male, grabbing him by his anus. Ripping it open, then lubricating it. putting a Stanley cup inside of it. Then you take it out so it’s loose, put plaster inside of the rectum. And then flipping him upside down, hanging him by his penis by fishing line. And then eating a bowl of cereal out of his plastered over asshole.
Pastor Allen: yo yo yo! Wanna go and pull a Michigander cupping on that girl over there?
Veto: nah bro, suit yourself!
Veto: nah bro, suit yourself!
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When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.
by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025
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