look out for that crazy Mexican gacona!!
wow he's a crazy Mexican gacona's
shit crazy Mexican gacona's!!!!
wow he's a crazy Mexican gacona's
shit crazy Mexican gacona's!!!!
by Kichen Bitch March 25, 2009
Get the crazy mexican gacona's mug.You were told not to search this up, admit it. Reverse psychology is very effective.
The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.
Don’t say they didn’t warn you.
The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.
Don’t say they didn’t warn you.
Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing…
David: Man, that is low even for you!
David: Man, that is low even for you!
by E hates Q January 12, 2022
Get the Mexican Sugar Dancing mug.After eating a large amount of Spanish food and while life is fine and dandy you get the "Oh, no" face. And abruptly leaving the table, running to the restroom. Making it to the restroom gliding across the floor as to not have any impact. Once in the stall, you fumble with the pants forgetting how to unbuckle pants as if it were the most impossible task.
Great Success.
Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.
Great Success.
Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.
by TheRealMascot January 10, 2015
Get the Mexican Shotgun mug.Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.
by dendu March 27, 2015
Get the mexican softside mug.A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????
Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.
Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.
Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?
Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*
Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*
by Dr Thwack March 2, 2019
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Get the Mexican sausage diver mug.When you dig up a mostly rotted corpse, hook it up with wires that connect to a source of electricity, puppeteer it and have people pay to have sex with it.
by UnicornPony_69 October 14, 2016
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