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metrohawk

Metrohawk (N): The messy yet risque hairstyle achieved when a metrosexual man decides to orient his hair in an upward direction towards the center of his head. The hair often stays in place due to the excessive amount of product that is used, and the end result is a neatly-formed ridge of hair running from the top front to top rear of the head.

The main difference between a metrohawk and a mohawk is that the wearer of a metrohawk has a full head of hair, as opposed to a mohawk where the hair is shaved off on the sides leaving only a skunk-like strip left running down the middle of the head. The full head of hair oriented upwards makes the entire head as a whole resemble the shape of a closed up rose, further completing the look of this modern day feminine man's style.

The metrohawk is most easily achieved by loading up one's hair with product, taking the hands and placing them over the ears, then while pushing inward as if squeezing the head, sliding the hands upward, off the top of the head and up through the hair.

See metrosexual.
Skip: "Wow Jonathan, that new hair style looks fabulous with your designer shirt."

Jonathan: "Well gee-wiz Skip, it was a snap with that extra product you let me borrow. I just put it in my hair and let inspiration do the rest."

Skip: "I love it. It looks super preppy but still kinda hardcore at the same time, like you are almost going for a mohawk or something."

Jonathan: "Oh don't be a silly sam Skip. I'd never give myself a REAL mohawk. This is a metrohawk!"
by Archie Moses September 13, 2004
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Metroneck

A generally educated and sophisticated individual who loves metropolitan big city life. A trend or trendy jetsetter. This can include theatre shows, reading travel & leisure or money magazines. They only purchase designer brands of everything, uses latest technology, carries a daybag, sachel, or purse, eats caviar, and routinely obtains manicures and pedicures. This person also happens to originate or posses roots from the rural southern U.S. Or, are called a redneck by some. They enjoy NASCAR, woods or forests. Have shopped at and love Wal-Mart, Piggly Wiggly Supermarkets, biscuits, cornbread, grits, collard greens, okra, pickup trucks, hunting, fishing, farming and own a very slow drawn accent. By definition, this person isn't necessarily gay or straight.
You were born in Vidalia, GA and lived there until you realized you love your family and roots, but really preferred the fast paced and big city living. Therefore, you no loger felt the need to avoid moving to New York, Chicago, or Boston. By using two words in the definition- metropolitan and redneck- Metroneck is the result.
by perryrules July 8, 2009
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metroneck

A male who grew up living in the country (redneck), who was urbanized not by choice but due to career choices, who is concerned about his appearance (metro sexual) but will not spend copious amounts of money to achieve a certain appearance or lifestyle (cheap).
If he wasn't such a damn redneck we could call him a cheap metrosexual, but I think metroneck better describes him.
by P Shawn April 21, 2006
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metroneck

a redneck who tries to act like a metrosexual
Look at Billy Bob's clothes. What a metroneck!
by Jason August 9, 2004
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Metroracist

Term for your friends that you chill with and are actually really cool with and you’ve known for a long time, but at the end of the day vote for people who’s policies fuck over minorities
Black guy says: "Johnny is my homie, we play beer die, watch football, help each other with assigments all the time. But he voted for Trump so he's a metroracist."
by sickinlove June 5, 2020
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metropark

an overpriced yet the only store which doesn't give in to that hollister/abercrombie shit style. provides great clothes with everything from punk-ish to "gangster."
I just bought this awesome top from metropark for $90!
by corii January 31, 2008
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Metroactive

It is used to refer to places, goods or services commonly endorsed or frequented by metrosexual people. It is used to indicate that some thing or some place has a metrosexual appeal. Metroactive can refer to locations such as bars, clubs, SPAs, gyms, stores and alike or other goods and services such as radio stations, movies, cars, colors, etc.
That is a metroactive location. The XXX mall is metroactive. That restaurant is metroactive. Did you see XXXX movie? it was borderline metroactive. That is a metroactive recipe. I like that tie, it is very metroactive.
by Hector Vilanova October 11, 2005
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