when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik
okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality
that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality
that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality
by hellosunshine11 March 27, 2009
Get the metro sexuality mug.Refers to someone who is straight but who practices good grooming, style, fashion sense, etc, but who is homophobic enough to worry it might get him labeled as "gay."
by GrrlsBois January 17, 2004
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The newest band to come out and pretend to be cool.
Their music is primarily targeted towards the "just hit puberty" teens. The lyrics themselves are boring rehashed lines that could easily be seen as coming from other crappy similar bands (such as fall out boy).
Lets examine some of their lyrics.
"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm..."
So here we have it, this is how you apparently write a song/
You start with a lame lyric that doesn't really make sense but is vague enough to mean anything. Of course, every other lyric in the song has to refer back to sex, which is what this band primarily seems to use in order to gain teenager attention.
Here is another example of this same old formula (found within the same song).
After Chorus, second verse:
"Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
your on the bed but your clothes are laying right there"
We start again with a vague opening statement, because again their audience is mostly idiots and cannot comprehend anything deep. The second line is of course about sex, in order to maintain the three second attention span of their audience.
Look up some more of their songs, they will follow the same pattern. Vague lyric, lyric about sex, vague lyric, lyric about sex.
Of course the band will sell plenty of CD's thanks to the goons at much music and MTV. The band members will end up believing they have talent because a bunch of 13 year old girls will be screaming whenever they see them, and unfortunately they will sell enough records to continue making music.
To make a more general summary - the band members can barely play their instruments, the melodies are boring and tedious, the lyrics are poor, repetitive and lack anything original.
The band itself only got a record deal due to the connections they have to the Hannah Montana show. These kids could never make it big if they had to start fresh - as they have no talent.
This band is essentially, in one single example, everything that is wrong with music today.
Their music is primarily targeted towards the "just hit puberty" teens. The lyrics themselves are boring rehashed lines that could easily be seen as coming from other crappy similar bands (such as fall out boy).
Lets examine some of their lyrics.
"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm..."
So here we have it, this is how you apparently write a song/
You start with a lame lyric that doesn't really make sense but is vague enough to mean anything. Of course, every other lyric in the song has to refer back to sex, which is what this band primarily seems to use in order to gain teenager attention.
Here is another example of this same old formula (found within the same song).
After Chorus, second verse:
"Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
your on the bed but your clothes are laying right there"
We start again with a vague opening statement, because again their audience is mostly idiots and cannot comprehend anything deep. The second line is of course about sex, in order to maintain the three second attention span of their audience.
Look up some more of their songs, they will follow the same pattern. Vague lyric, lyric about sex, vague lyric, lyric about sex.
Of course the band will sell plenty of CD's thanks to the goons at much music and MTV. The band members will end up believing they have talent because a bunch of 13 year old girls will be screaming whenever they see them, and unfortunately they will sell enough records to continue making music.
To make a more general summary - the band members can barely play their instruments, the melodies are boring and tedious, the lyrics are poor, repetitive and lack anything original.
The band itself only got a record deal due to the connections they have to the Hannah Montana show. These kids could never make it big if they had to start fresh - as they have no talent.
This band is essentially, in one single example, everything that is wrong with music today.
by Bravigo June 11, 2008
Get the Metro station mug.by dc metro fan May 13, 2010
Get the metro status mug.Riding on the Washington, D.C. Metro (underground, subway) while not holding onto anything, hence giving the sensation that you are "surfing" in the car on the tracks, trying to stay upright while the car twists and turns.
Source: my friend Tara, who lives in DC, introduced me to this term.
Source: my friend Tara, who lives in DC, introduced me to this term.
by Holly G December 9, 2008
Get the Metro surfing mug.(met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
—metrosexuality n.
—metrosexuality n.
by Drew April 19, 2004
Get the Metro Sexual mug.Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
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