a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload
Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.
by bballbro222 February 27, 2011
The inside has storage for this kind of stuff...which I've accumulated a metric frig ton of over the years.
by Tattooed Artist August 6, 2014
Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?
by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 14, 2011
1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.
2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 24, 2010
by notactuallyme May 3, 2009
Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!
Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.
Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.
by Ozzwepay February 24, 2011