Metaphorical Chess

-Usually between a man and a woman.
it is far more complicated then conventional chess, take all the board games u know and put them on a risk board of ur brain and hers behind a battleship divider

He sunk his pawn with her own queen. What a lucky pawn.

What a long game of metaphorical chess. It's lasted their entire marriage.

by DragonVenom November 12, 2008

Metaphorical Monday

The Tuesday after a Monday Holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day

Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!

Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.

Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!

by Andrew Hayden September 14, 2007

metaphoricpaleoandropanmonodecabinary gender

a non binary binary androcephagender human who identifies soley as a metaphoric polymultitheocrayon gender

metaphoricpaleoandropanmonodecabinary gender

by social justice May 22, 2016

Metaphorgetting

Verb. The act of completely derailing an anaolgy. A subset of Conversaboteur

Joe, will you stop metaphorgetting? It's hard enough to keep track of everything without you being a douchebag.

by Grewster 2.0 May 16, 2011

metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014

Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.

Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'

by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011

metaphoria

when something is too exciting to be considered a "euphoria."
being a metaphor isn't necessary to be a metaphoria.

special shout out to kerry keene for publicizing the use of the word.

The art room is a metaphoria of kids eating lunch and trying to do homework.

by molly- morgan jones September 22, 2007