Methmatics

The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or methamphetamine}

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

by Clifhanger September 29, 2018

Methmatics

Doing maths homework whilst smoking meth

Yesterday I did some Methmatics

by Aars-aap October 8, 2020

methanic

When someone was born farting, they are methanic.

"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.

by SFS2000 February 24, 2011

metacynic

One who is cynical about cynicism.

Person 1: "He's trying so hard to be 'above' modern society, it's ridiculous. He thinks society is so enraptured with its own self that it is losing its identity - but the guy should seriously just get over himself."
Person 2: "Dude, you're such a metacynic."

by Madjoy April 8, 2006

methmatician

Someone who is proficiant in the ways of doing meth, while doing math and magic tricks. A combination of meth, mathmatics, and magician. METHMATICIAN!!!!

Guy 1-Man that guy looks like he does nothing but meth, believes in magic, and is really good at math.

Guy 2-Yah bro he looks like a real methmatician!!!!!

Guy 1-So wuts Johnny doin these days? Is he still in college?

Guy 2-Na man he dropped out, hes now a methmatician!!!

by spermdoner220 September 1, 2012

Melamaniac

A person who goes out of their way to be in the sun to the point of intense sunburn or melanoma.

Man, Matt has been in the sun for 16 hours. What a melamaniac.

by Livforezs June 13, 2021

metamic

Of or relating to the meta

The way he sat in a chair is metamic

by Beetlejuice6969 December 31, 2019