Mystic Messenger

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017

Messengers MC

A Motorcycle Club formed at the Stones in North East Philly in 1993. The group chooses not to drink or do drugs.

Oh shit, The Messengers MC are gonna be here soon, get rid of the booze

by Straight Edge MotherFucker May 8, 2008

Mystic Messenger

An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.

"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"

by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019

Mystic Messenger

A game that makes your girlfriend ignore you and fantasize about someone your not

Her playing mystic messenger: omg look at his eyes and hair their so perfect

by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019

msn messenger

This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.

Wanna talk later? - sure we'll talk on msn messenger

by Natalie August 9, 2004

MSN messanger

The wrong way to spell MSN Messenger.
Often used by idiots.

"OMG!!! Im cummin on msn messanger in a sec!!!1"

by Hayley Hogsworth December 10, 2005

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007