Text messaging

1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.

Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*

by ProudGinger June 24, 2010

messing

1. The act of interfering with something that is not yours, or
2. To alter, change, use, touch, examine or interact in any way with someone else's property or person.

Hey, stop messing with my stuff, man!

by Just_I August 29, 2005

Musliming

Musliming is the practicing of ANY Muslim rituals or prayers.

To please his parents, Ahmed had been musliming the whole day.

by apricotfoxtrot August 5, 2015

sex messaging

Sending a text message with the sole purpose of gettin' some. a.k.a. The new booty call.

"Dude, it's 3 am, you're at a bar and you're wasted. Who are you texting?" "Bro, I'm sex messaging the bartender at Julep. She's coming over later."

by Haastility February 23, 2007

Submissional Messaging

little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.

Ana: "I mean, it was a suspect, at dinner I ordered the spaghetti but then Christian ordered me 'the beef tip and hot sticky buns'"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"

by moreritz January 20, 2015

Dirty Messinger

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea

Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants

by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018

Text Messaging

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.

Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!

by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010