Mervin 

Similar to a wedgie, but of the balls.

"ah damn I got a mervin." *while picking underwear from crotch*

Mervin by Jellatin November 15, 2003

Mervin 

A front wedgie, especially in the how you say.... Pussy.

Helen's thong style panties were so small it was forcing her to pull out Mervins all day, her poor cat must have been quite annoyed and/or chaffed.

Mervin by We are Siamese if you please September 2, 2013

Mervin 

A replacement word. Used for the words 'gay' 'fuck' 'shit' 'damn' ect...
Could also be used as 'awesome' 'spectacular' 'amazing' 'cool' ect...

What the merv!
Wow, that guy's mervy.

Good:
"I just got tickets to the concert next week!""Mervin!"

Bad:
"I totally failed that test." "Mervin!"

Mervin by Veelovesyou February 24, 2009

Mervin 

A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.

Ew. Like, that guy I work with is a total Mervin. He keeps asking me out, giving me flowers and writing dumb poems. There is no way a girl like me is going out with a fat moron like him.

Mervin by Caffeine February 26, 2004

Mervin 

wolves are an enemy of uhh.....

nevermind

Why did he say Nevermind
hes just being a Mervin

Mervin by Gravyis September 2, 2021

Mervin (HG) 

cool guy with cool blue hair he is cool friend very cool. best friends with bite because he cool too. very cool.

1: what do you think of mervin (hg) from helloburp games?
me: cool

Mervin (HG) by right hand man is hot November 5, 2020

Mervin ng 

1g most annoying boy, loves ketchup more than Darren li and is hated

Q: Who is Mervin ng?
A: The boy who can't lift his leg and falls off a cliff while eating ketchup
Mervin: Shut up! I am telling the Chess God.

Mervin ng by haydenwong111111 November 16, 2023