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Merlin's pants

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".
"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."
by DragonflyHeather August 8, 2007
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Merling

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.
"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."
by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013
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Merritt's Law

An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
You started using memes instead of words so, according to Merritt's Law, you lost!
by publicdefender November 17, 2016
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Meklit

One of the most hottest girls you will ever fucking meet. She is the definition of a goddess, whenever she walks by you will get chills. She is filled with so much beauty inside and out! She has the most beautiful facial features and beautiful hair. She is also the most funniest you will never have a day we’re you don’t laugh with Meklit. She gives the most amazing advice and is talented in many ways. But don’t mess with her because if you do she will fuck u UPPPP! She has a heart for everyone she might even have some cats she is just the best person to ever have in your life. Her beauty is out of this world. She is also a very good friend one of the best get a friend named Meklit she will be with you no matter what and stand up for you and has amazing music taste and a beautiful body she is litteraly just perfect MEKLIT WOW!
“Damn is that Meklit, omg she is stunning
“Your so lucky that your friend is Meklit”
“Wow who is that hot chic?” “that’s Meklit!”
by Anonymous017 July 3, 2021
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Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.
by electrical discharge April 22, 2014
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Melitza

A beautiful, kind-hearted talented young lady. Her presence can light up a room faster than she can kick somebody's ass. Don't be fooled she may act like a badass but she's a sweetheart.
That girl is a very gorgeous Melitza.
by JayJaywaffle February 12, 2014
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Merlijn

Big dick energie
He has a big merlijn
by Merlijn November 6, 2019
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