mercedes

The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.

Mercedes was Jewish, Hitler was an idiot.

by Duesey December 1, 2003

mercedes

lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.

Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.

by staff November 3, 2003

mercedes

car likely owned by egotistical europeans who think that they're better than everybody, especially americans.

and the internal combustion engine was invented by Nicolaus Otto first, not Karl Benz

i would take a muscle car over a mercedes any day

by nonamynous November 16, 2006

mercedes

In Germany (exspecially in bavaria) a lot of people own a mercedes.

Cars from Mercedes are even used as police cars, trucks or school buses!

by Deutschland July 28, 2008

mercedes

An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.

The trans went in my Mercedes again.

by jondapicam November 9, 2003

mercedes

All girls called mercedes are BRATS,

Mercedes the girl at my school

by anon April 20, 2005

mercedes

The car that every Armenian rolls in or wants to have!

Armo Guy---> Bro did you see my new Mercedes? imma get mad ass in this fucker

by lenalena May 14, 2006