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Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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menstruation

A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.

A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.

Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts

Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.
When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.

Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!
by Zio November 17, 2006
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Menstrual Loaf

1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.

2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.
I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.
by Mikey Dee August 3, 2005
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Post-menstrual pick-me

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention
Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”
by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022
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Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.
I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.
by TastyChunks January 7, 2010
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Menstrual Warrior

Helen's rag is coming and she will need to pack a few menstrual warriors.
by perishable517 May 21, 2005
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Menstrualnarchy

the definition of the hell and confusion that comes when women menstruate, normally the week before and almost certainly the week during. Grown men shudder at the chaos caused when it occurs. it promotes complete lack of reason and conceptual thinking and an urge to exit stage left rapidly.
"She threatened to sack him twice and almost ripped his head off, a clear case of Menstrualnarchy"
by nimbus moon July 24, 2009
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