Menpaphobia

menpaphobia

noun

1. the fear of any golden child (kpop band) member gaining the password to the official twitter account and suddenly holding a menpa out of nowhere; and that you are late for it, or are simply not online and miss the whole thing without knowing.

note: menpa — mention party; in which a golden child member comes online and gives replies to as many fans as possible within the span of 30 mins - 45 mins

ytaekist: "ok i was just sleeping just now and idk how my body just instantely wake up and like i still havent found my conciousness yet but i grab my phone n open twt right away ???? man ive reach the new level of menpaphobia"

by spookyhyuns February 28, 2018

melophobia

1. the fear of music

2. the most bad ass band ever

Did u hera melophobia play last night?

by swingman March 31, 2005

Memeophobia

A distinct, 21st century fear that a photograph or video posted on a social network medium will go viral and you will forever be immortalized in internet infamy.

Anthony, don't post that picture, you know I have memeophobia! I'm afraid to become a meme!

by sunsetblvd March 30, 2015

Metrophobia

An uncommon fear of poetry.

So my English teacher started reading T.S. Eliot, and I started having a seizure because of my Metrophobia.

by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

menophobic

the constant state of disgust of the male species, the feeling of repulsion when seeing a man or listening to a man speak or just exist.

Men suck, therefore i am menophobic.

by styles96 June 6, 2021

minophobia

the fear of the fictional character Minoru Mineta.

Person 1:"what's your worst fear?"
Person 2: "minophobia."
Person 1: "what's that?"
Person 2: "the fear of Minoru Mineta."

by she/they May 24, 2021

Metophobia

Metophobia is the fear of getting bitches

"You know Gabe? Yeah that guy has metophobia."

by LaChefSki September 13, 2022