On the Mend

Day after a good night of drinking.

(usually happens at work)
"What's up?"
"On the mend."
"Good night last night, eh?"

by Just Lars September 25, 2005

sleeping mend

/ˈslēpiNG/ /mend/

: a watery discharge from the mucous membranes of the eyes that has dried into a crust

Other words for sleeping mend
- rheum
- sleep crust
- eye crusties
- eye boogers
- eye goop
- eye gunk

Amir began wheezing at night — once so badly that an ambulance was called — and woke up most mornings to find his eyes swollen shut with sleeping mend.

by AphexLexicon October 21, 2022

Sca Du Mend

When the inside of your legs get a rash because its hot out,you're wearing blue jeans and your balls scrape the inside of your thighs.

TYRONE Yo Makita get over hear and suck my dick!!!

MAKITA I aintz sucking yo dick because you gotz Sca Du Mend and it smells

by funkybuttlover March 27, 2005

tursun udriin mend

tursun udriin mend means happy birthday to you in mongolian:p tursun udriin mend huuree hairtai shu !!!

if today is your friend's birthday tell them; tursun udriin mend mate AAHAHAHAHHAHAH

by miko<0 November 1, 2021

Mendon, NY

An upscale rural suburb of Rochester, NY featuring the 2,500 acre Mendon Ponds Park. Demographics are as follows: 50% deer, 40% people, and 10% horses. To reduce taxes, many people raise everything from llamas and alpacas to sheep and bison. One guy even has his own zoo. Mendon properties typically feature one or more of the following: horse stables, ponds, tennis courts, hiking trails, golf courses and game preserves. The town has a high concentration of entrepreneurs, gentlemen farmers, horse people, authors and global experts on obscure topics.

“People in Mendon, NY spend more per capita on their gardens than people almost anywhere else in the world do.” “Why is that?” “The Mendon deer have discerning palettes, ravenous appetites and strong sex drives.”

by Lance777 April 28, 2011

Mendes Army

People who are obsessed with Shawn Mendes (like who isn’t)Every time they hear his name try start fangirling

Some random dude:What’s the mendes Army?
The whole mendes Army:Bish What

by MENDES ARMY FOR LIFE December 6, 2017

Mendes Army

Wonderful people that are obsessed with Shawn Mendes. Every time they hear his name, their mood lightens up, and the whole room gets filled with the joy radiating from them.

Example:
Girl 1: have you heard Shawn's new song?
Girl 2: *smiles*Yes, I love Shawn so much
Girl 1: I know right, isn't he amazing? Mendes army for life!!!!

by fakeyouout March 27, 2015