Mench

Short for man-bench.

The bench outside of many stores around the world where the men sit on and wait for their wives who are shopping in stores that men wouldn't be caught dead in, like La Senza.

Wife: Where will I be able to find you?

Husband: I'll be on the mench, dear.

by DuckLotf August 11, 2010

Mench

like hench but is more hench so more and hench = mench

'wow that guy looks mench'

by Cdtferret May 20, 2010

Mench

Men - Bench

A type of men, who sit around all day and do nothing.

"My (Husband, Boyfriend, Man) .. Is being such a mench today."

by Haveajoke July 2, 2018

Menche

The word 'menche' literally means dude, pale, buddy etc.

It`s often used by young people, drug dealers, retarded young people and so on!

Whats up, menche?

Whats cracking, menche?

Got some weed, menche?

etc.

by XzKCorp December 16, 2008

A Mench

Noun: One who is Crazy Smart.

Verb: A Menching: being crazy intelligent

This is a term used on the East coast. It originates from Ohio. Comes from unMenchionably Smart.or An MENCHionably smart. Sometimes used to describe Creative people.

Noun:

John: matt gets an A on like every single paper in math, plus he rig my locker to open witha remote.
Kit: "that Matts a regular A Mench!"
Verb: Aubrey: I at Speacial K chocolate Delight this morning for breakfast and I've been A Menching every one of my tests all day

by Baby Fart June 6, 2009

Mench

Used to describe cool trainers

I like your trainers, they're MENCH!

by Gavin Stewart January 17, 2008

Noon mench

The Portuguese pronunciation of sporting Lisbon wonder kid, nuno mendes.

Person 1: hey is there any football on tonight?
Person 2: yeah, I heard noon mench is also playing

by TheConePlayz June 28, 2021