Mench

Short for man-bench.

The bench outside of many stores around the world where the men sit on and wait for their wives who are shopping in stores that men wouldn't be caught dead in, like La Senza.
Wife: Where will I be able to find you?

Husband: I'll be on the mench, dear.
by DuckLotf August 11, 2010
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Mench

like hench but is more hench so more and hench = mench
'wow that guy looks mench'
by Cdtferret May 20, 2010
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Mench

Men - Bench

A type of men, who sit around all day and do nothing.
"My (Husband, Boyfriend, Man) .. Is being such a mench today."
by Haveajoke July 02, 2018
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Menche

The word 'menche' literally means dude, pale, buddy etc.

It`s often used by young people, drug dealers, retarded young people and so on!
Whats up, menche?

Whats cracking, menche?

Got some weed, menche?

etc.
by XzKCorp December 01, 2008
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A Mench

Noun: One who is Crazy Smart.

Verb: A Menching: being crazy intelligent

This is a term used on the East coast. It originates from Ohio. Comes from unMenchionably Smart.or An MENCHionably smart. Sometimes used to describe Creative people.
Noun:

John: matt gets an A on like every single paper in math, plus he rig my locker to open witha remote.
Kit: "that Matts a regular A Mench!"
Verb: Aubrey: I at Speacial K chocolate Delight this morning for breakfast and I've been A Menching every one of my tests all day
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Mench

Used to describe cool trainers
I like your trainers, they're MENCH!
by Gavin Stewart January 16, 2008
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Noon mench

The Portuguese pronunciation of sporting Lisbon wonder kid, nuno mendes.
Person 1: hey is there any football on tonight?
Person 2: yeah, I heard noon mench is also playing
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