Melvin

A severely odd and uncool person.
A wimp or a tool.

Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.

by The Wonderboy August 31, 2005

Melvin

A game played by British school children where someone tries to stick their fingers up the other person butt to hurt them

Oi look at this im gonna melvin Mellors

by BumYourMum February 10, 2020

Melvin

Melvin: A woman’s genital area resembling a front wedgie/cameltoe, i. e., her outer lips (labia majora) are so big as to obscure her inner lips (labia minora).

Went to a strip club and saw this awesome hottie flashing her Melvin.

by Subguy1 May 21, 2020

Melvin

Adam Lambert's facial hair, loved by some, hated by others

Glamberts are going crazy, Adam grew Melvin again!

by Loheli December 10, 2012

Melvin

Everybody knows him.

”I know Melvin”
“Yeah! So do I.”

by HelpIhaveLobsterHands February 23, 2021

melvin

A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Funniest person around. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.

melvin, funny, seductive, charming, suave

by tera baap chor hai March 29, 2010

melvin

front wedgie. i.e when your panties are in between your labia

Damn she must have one heleva melvin... look at her huge cameltoe.

by Katie May 13, 2005