melting pearls on my tummy

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

by tibu March 9, 2012

Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

by Starxy June 14, 2015

Merling

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.

"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."

by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

melinglong

A person of ethnicity - male or female - that is a mix of Indian, Asian and Black at once.
This definition can also be used towards somebody that is "fucking around" or messing up an action a lot.

"Stop being a fucking Melinglong"

by YourMumsVisa August 22, 2021

Mewling quim

An insult used by Loki in the Avengers movie which roughly translates into modern English as 'Whining Cunt'.

Loki: You mewling quim. I will use your very emotions and femaleness to break you horrifically
Black Widow: *insulted*

by Queen Loki November 8, 2012

Melting pearls on my tummy

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.

American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."

by stevezoob June 9, 2012

Meiling

Delicate and exquisite, Meiling is a lovely women with deep compassion for others. She is kind, helpful and a good listener. She is highly regarded for her sympathy and good advice. Meiling's have a affinity for cats. She is a great cook and likes to feed people large homemade meals.

I have a problem, I wish Meiling was here!

by Worldly Word Wizard February 4, 2010