Getting a Megson

To employ someone to do a job who clearly isnt up to it.
To be Megged - to fail.
To win nothing.
Meg-Son

hey lads - guess what - we are looking to employ someone on the cheap who is a failure - I think we are 'getting a Megson'!

by Samuel Alladyce November 18, 2007

mehiono

man, iono
man, i dunno,
man, i don't know
man, i do not know

1: hey, what's up?
2: mehiono, u?
3: meh...iono...nm
4: coo

by brantan March 2, 2004

Meison

I very strong man with very big pp

His pp is so big his name must be meison

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Paul Merson

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations

ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player

by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

mehsome

adjective

1. inspiring an overwhelming feeling of apathy, mediocrity and ennui; causing or inducing meh.
2. showing or characterized by apathy, mediocrity and ennui; exhibiting or marked by meh.
3. Slang. very forgettable

1. My family reunion was mehsome.
2. My boss has to tell me about his mehsome bent paperclip collection every time he sees me.
3. That old white shirt is totally mehsome. What?

by FreeGeek May 6, 2013

Merson

Not quite a midget, not quite a person.

That guy is too tall to be a midget and too small to be a person, he's a merson.

by TShizzle June 22, 2013

Meson Institute

The Meson Institute is a secret institute for the insane conducting various experiments on the human brain. Various lobes of the cerebellum may be lobotomized or have small devices implanted to stimulate the region in particular. To date, researchers have learned that the implanted devices can be stimulated via remote control to induce a wide variety of delusions and fantasies, thus vastly increasing our understanding of the human brain. Those committed to the Meson Institute are considered completely beyond recovery and will never be released due to the clear and present danger they present to society.

The judge has ruled the defendant to be criminally insane and has committed him to the Meson Institute for Insane for life in order to advance our understanding of the serial killer's brain.

by Dr. Sahara N. Cerveau July 21, 2010