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Melapenis

Dick that is so good it puts you to sleep.

Melatonin replacement
Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?

We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.

Okay.
by Kakdnvnsoaod February 2, 2022
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GAVINS MEGA PENIS

If your name is Gavin and Your Penis exceeds 14 inches you could consider yourself a True God in the Sheets.
" Hey bro! Did you hear that girl getting piped by Gavins Mega Penis "

" I wish my Chode was as big as Gavins Mega Penis "
by Gavin ctw June 23, 2021
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Meganism

The narcissistic manipulation of others which results in one being ridiculed, demeaned and argued with on a daily, weekly and monthly basis. Commonly leading to one feeling helpless, lost and alone. One subjected to meganism is under anothers total control.
Sally's meganism keeps Jim feeling helpless to change his life for the better most of the time.
by The Godfather 2017 December 31, 2021
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Meganism

The practice of abandoning one's family to advance one's own personal interests, usually financial in nature. Inspired by Megan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex
Ever since Sara moved from her small village in rural Russia to downtown Manhattan for her modelling career, she embraced Meganism and cut off her family ties.
by ChandlerSmirks February 25, 2020
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Megaplenis Blast

BOOOOOOOOM!
Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL
by Pemherz June 26, 2024
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Metaphenis

A special chatter, very dear to Ness' heart.
And then Ness said, "Metaphenis, I love you."
by Hellosilly January 30, 2009
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