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The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Megalopolis 

A series of interconnecting or adjacent cities with a total population of 10 million or greater. Due to urban and transportation development between the individual cities, the boundries of the areas tend to become blurred, making it seem like one massively overdeveloped region. Many of these areas, as well as being centers of business and industry, are also a cultural meccae and have a major affect on the cultures and lifestyles of their residents as well as their countries and the rest of the world and vice versa.
The American East Coast Megalopolis, which includes: Boston; New York City; Philidelphia; Baltimore; Washington D.C.
Megalopolis by Zaain August 6, 2010

Doomed Megalopolis 

1. Something hopelessly beyond salvation. All your base are belong to someone else, and they have the deeds to all your base in a very firm grip. fubar.

2. Something terribly dissapointing. Worse than Rocky V. Worse than any Dolph Lundgren movie.

3. Any hypothetical or imaginary scapegoat for a problem. A not yet realized obstacle. In a situation where the negative effects of an unknown cause are being experienced, the unknown cause.

4. A terrible anime of the same name. The inspiration for all of these definitions. Worth watching.
1. No wonder your previous landlord billed you a G on top of the deposit he kept. I saw that place when you guys moved out, you vacated a Doomed Megalopolis, not an apartment.

2. In spite of the great things I heard about the first death scene in "Suspiria", that films' status as a Doomed Megalopolis is concrete in my book.

3. If someone hadn't told me about the strike, I would have guessed from the look of things that a fatal error had ocurred in our landfill's Doomed Megalopolis.

4. Even though its horrible, in its own way, the movie Doomed Megalopolis has something to teach us all.

Megalopolis 

In ancient Greek, it meant a large town.
- “I am so sick of living in a megalopolis, I want some tranquility.”

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026