Mega Pint

when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour

when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.

by BarryHackz April 26, 2022

a mega pint

“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.

Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”

Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.

by A Pirate Life May 07, 2022

Mega pint

A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed

Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏

by Mira Mains May 09, 2022

Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.

Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife

by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022

Mega Pint

Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?

Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.

J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.

by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022

Mega Pint

A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive

Lawyer: you had a Mega Pint of red wine

Johnny: A mega Pint?

by Wereyouthere May 23, 2022

Mega Pint

A large glass of wine.

Johnny Depp poured himself a mega pint because he thought it necessary.

by BananaGoblin April 23, 2022