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Mediterranean Broom

A method of removing leaves and debris from driveways, footpaths etc. using a garden hose. Favoured by older Italian and Greek men in the western suburbs of Sydney.
Despite water restrictions being enforced, Stavros cleaned up his conrete front yard with the Mediterranean Broom.
by Daveyyyy10 December 6, 2011
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Mediterranean Homie

A person of full or half Mediterranean descent, no matter where their current residence is located. If one consists of only a quarter of Mediterranean descent, they must know and follow some cultural and linguistic characteristics of that heritage to be included. The countries of eligibility include, but are not necessarily limited to the following: Greece, Italy, Syria, Gibraltar, Slovenia, Croatia, Yugoslavia, Israel, Lebanon, Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco, Spain, France, Bulgaria and some of Turkey.
Your last name is Pappadopouloparapoliopolis? You must be a Mediterranean Homie! Yeah, rock on! Mediterranean represent!
by atmtb1 November 14, 2009
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Trip to the Mediterranean

Anal sex. Used mostly as a euphemism in prostitution circles instead of the more common "Greek".
I looked at the newspaper ad of 'Lola', she specifically said 'Full service, except no Trip to the Mediterranean'.
by Michael Poter June 19, 2006
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Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).
-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.
by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018
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Mediterranean Salad

The sexual act of lathering a partners genitals with hummus and then eating the desired area clean. The hummus can be applied by any means, most commonly by spreading the hummus across the lips, then lathering the genitals with the hummus-covered lips.
Tommy had an itch on his anus and asked Mike to perform a mediterranean salad on him to relieve the itch.

Tommy got a raise at work and was rewarded rectally by his wife with a Mediterranean salad.
by MSWSB! June 19, 2011
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Mediterranean Spa

The act or resulting scent of a Mediterranean person defecating on the floor while cleaning a wooden surface with lemon-scented furniture polish.
"Hey man, your house smells like Mediterranean Spa."

"Yeah, I know. I forgot to tip the cleaning lady last week."
by TheOneAndOnlyQ January 13, 2009
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Mediterranean Gem

A "gem" of the Mediterranean type, generally used to describe a hot Mediterranean girl
You see that fat Greek girl there? She's a Mediterranean gem bruh

Sane friend - you crazy bro
by Mr. Meeps May 23, 2016
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