1 definition by TheOneAndOnlyQ
The act or resulting scent of a Mediterranean person defecating on the floor while cleaning a wooden surface with lemon-scented furniture polish.
"Hey man, your house smells like Mediterranean Spa."
"Yeah, I know. I forgot to tip the cleaning lady last week."
"Yeah, I know. I forgot to tip the cleaning lady last week."
by TheOneAndOnlyQ January 13, 2009