menopostal

When an older woman, undergoing menopause, gets very angry.

We had a terrible argument last night. I thought my wife was going to kill me, she was going menopostal.

by xzxhvp June 14, 2009

Menopause wet dream

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

by Badnancie September 25, 2014

Meropenem

A drug used to treat a wide variety of medical conditions including: meningitis, sepsis, cellulitis, the common cold, lupus, and a vague sense of unease.

I zoned out when taking the history, so I just charted meropenem and they made a full recovery.

by The MeroManiac August 6, 2017

meboss125

The definiton of Blockate & Nexus Battles

Meboss125: Anyone wanna play nexus battles?

by Stringcheese223 March 16, 2023

Meople

a word used when describing someone's political philosophy; refers to the individual rather than a mass of unintelligent, pseudo-intellectuals; originated on the Wilkow Majority

"Power to the Meople!"

by tsax421 April 29, 2009

menopause

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006

Menopauzilla

Beware Menopauzilla. A seemingly harmless creature by sight, Menopauzilla can be set off at any time, known to go into crying fits of hysterical rage, striking fear in all that surround it, especially females who left a cup on the table, tried to cook, or, god forbid, left a microscopic black spec on the otherwise sparkling clean stove top. Proceed with caution when near Menopauzilla, or avoid the beast altogether and just go out and drink, which, Menopauzilla will judge you for, and also have you know that it causes BREAST CANCER, because she read it in Woman's World, a $1.29 newsprint publication widely revered by Menopauzillas everywhere.

I was just gonna stay in tonight, but Menopauzilla is on the loose again, so let's go get drunk and subsequently get Breast Cancer.

by Shay ron October 18, 2011