Yeetus My Meatus

An enigmatic racing driver who's claim to fame dates back to March 2020 during the official Formula 1 #Challenge Lando event, in which a selection of F1 fans were chosen to take part in a race against Formula 1 driver Lando Norris. One such "lucky fan" was the infamous Yeetus_My_Meatus who rose to fame after not only hitting Lando around on the opening lap, but causing him to spin later on in the race. After a making Norris look like a Sunday driver in the lower echelons of club-level motor-racing, Yeetus went on to finish an amazing 3rd place. However since then, this mysterious personality has disappeared from the mainstream audience, leading to the continuous demand of their return with the hashtag #ChallengeYeetus and #BringBackYeetus.

Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.

"Yeetus My Meatus closes the door!" - Jack Nicholls, 2020

by BaldoNorris1999 July 22, 2020

meatus

Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)

If you have a dick without a meatus, you're a fucking freak.

by Bu Bugmont February 11, 2005

maevus

Someone who is dope, everyone loves them, life of the party, really weird but funny.

Damn that person is a maevus

by Og maevus October 8, 2018

The Meatus hole

The small hole at the base of the penis, used to ejaculate and urinate (or put small items in )

The Meatus Hole.

Girl - whats that strange hole on your penis?!

Guy- Thats my meatus hole. Get down on your knees for a closer look.

by abbey(IDefineShit) July 7, 2010

Meatus

1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.

2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.

3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.

1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."

2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"

3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"

by Jobyn April 17, 2010

Meatus

A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.

That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on

by Mr.wiseguy93 November 13, 2018

Meatus Mummy

Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.

Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!

by Count Fistula May 2, 2005