meatshot

a very close scattergun shot 8)

Wow! look at that guy right there, let me get my shotgun and meatshot him.

by carnagejohnson October 21, 2008

meatsack

someone with an I.Q. that rivals most sacks of meat,after the grinder(if it was befor,the grinder, theres no way thay would win.)

"YOU MEATSACK!"... god damn it

by Da.N February 24, 2005

meatslap

Greatest rapper on soundcloud.

Meatslap is up next.

by big15OOOOAOoaAOoaoaooOAOaoAOAO August 5, 2018

Meathane

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)

We are waiting on the meathane to come.

by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023

meatslap

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

meathawk

one who scavenges for dick; or an actual hawk that swoops in on unsuspecting meat

Ainsley Harrison is such a meathawk. I had to beat her back with a broom handle to keep her talons away from my junk.

by J Makhoul February 11, 2009

Meatscapade

NOUN

1. A form of civil disorder characterized often by what is thought of as an organized group lashing out in a sudden and intense rash of violence against meat authority

A violent Meatscapade triggered by his use of Vietnamese pork and a general disregard for his serfdom resulted in the dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978.

After the successful dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978, the people of Buffalo saw it necessary to stage a coup d'état of their own in what would become The Great Buffalo Meatscapade of 1982.

by philasaurus December 20, 2012