by Meatstick February 28, 2018
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as sharp as a bowling ball.
dumb as dirt.
as sharp as a bowling ball.
dumb as dirt.
by Michael Herndon January 17, 2008
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The slobering of female lips upon the male genitalia. See also blowjob and oral sex, but those words aint as great.
The current meatsuck record holder is the ALMIGHTY RONALDINO with a flabergasting 4 times in about like 2 hours.
This amazing 2:1 ratio of meatsucks to hours has yet to be topped by even the most luxurious of niggers and playa haters.
For more information send me $5 and i'll fill you in on how it works.
The current meatsuck record holder is the ALMIGHTY RONALDINO with a flabergasting 4 times in about like 2 hours.
This amazing 2:1 ratio of meatsucks to hours has yet to be topped by even the most luxurious of niggers and playa haters.
For more information send me $5 and i'll fill you in on how it works.
Ya boy: "Yo did you get that meatsuck last night?"
The boss: "Bitch why you even asking me that question you know im the meatsuck record holder of USA, got that gold medal muthafucker."
Ya boy: "My apologies for offending your greatness"
The boss: Damn straight.
The boss: "Bitch why you even asking me that question you know im the meatsuck record holder of USA, got that gold medal muthafucker."
Ya boy: "My apologies for offending your greatness"
The boss: Damn straight.
by SteelerfaninPeru October 16, 2008
Get the Meatsuck mug.Person who enjoys penetrating women or men in the vaginal or anal region with prime joints of beef or lamb, and then eating said joint.
Good morning mr butcher, 1 leg of lamb please. Oh no, Im not going to eat it Im gonna shove it up a birds arse.
Butcher: Would you like it greasing?
Yes please, it always helps.
Butcher: Would you like it greasing?
Yes please, it always helps.
by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005
Get the meatfucker mug.The act of slamming one's head into someone's nuts while yelling "Oh my GOD, why are you smacking your nuts into my head, man?" This is done while someone is awake but otherwise occupied doing something and is not aware that you are approaching for the meat packing.
Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."
Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."
I was laying on the couch studying for my econ test when Matt slammed his head right into my nutsack screaming "Christ on a side Car, Sam! Why are you violating my forehead with your balls, you ass wodge?" "WTF?!? You're the one giving me the Michigan Meatpacker, you douche bag!"
by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010
Get the Michigan Meatpacker mug.A person who is racist, sexist, homophobic, anti semetic, just an asshole. Think if someone loved Rucka Rucka Ali and took his songs seriously at the same time.
Person 1: I love Rucka, he's so funny
Meatsucka Ali: I know, all his songs are so true, especially What the Black Says.
Person 1: I think you missed the point
Meatsucka Ali: I know, all his songs are so true, especially What the Black Says.
Person 1: I think you missed the point
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
Get the Meatsucka Ali mug.Definition: A pejorative term describing an individual, typically a man, whose masculinity or personal identity is heavily tied to meat consumption but is entirely dependent on industrial supply chains to procure it. The term critiques the lack of "authenticity" or "dignity" associated with directly obtaining meat, such as through hunting or butchering, while outsourcing the labor and moral burden.
Etymology: Derived from "meat" and "cuckold," implying subjugation or compromised autonomy.
Extended Usage: Highlights the contradiction in individuals who equate meat-eating with strength or dominance while disconnected from the effort that might justify such pride. It critiques performative masculinity undermined by reliance on systems they claim to reject.
Personality Traits:
Performative Strength: Glorifies meat as a symbol of toughness without direct involvement in obtaining it.
Moral Inconsistency: Ignores ethical concerns of factory farming while romanticizing meat as "natural."
Cognitive Dissonance: Dismisses vegetarians or vegans as "less manly" despite reliance on supply chains they’d otherwise scorn.
Hyperbolic Disdain: Uses meat consumption as a badge of pride or dominance in debates.
Etymology: Derived from "meat" and "cuckold," implying subjugation or compromised autonomy.
Extended Usage: Highlights the contradiction in individuals who equate meat-eating with strength or dominance while disconnected from the effort that might justify such pride. It critiques performative masculinity undermined by reliance on systems they claim to reject.
Personality Traits:
Performative Strength: Glorifies meat as a symbol of toughness without direct involvement in obtaining it.
Moral Inconsistency: Ignores ethical concerns of factory farming while romanticizing meat as "natural."
Cognitive Dissonance: Dismisses vegetarians or vegans as "less manly" despite reliance on supply chains they’d otherwise scorn.
Hyperbolic Disdain: Uses meat consumption as a badge of pride or dominance in debates.
"He posted a picture of his burger with the caption, 'Real men eat meat,' but the hypocrisy of being a meatcuck never even crossed his mind."
"The BBQ bros in the comments are all meatcucks, flexing their grills like it’s hunting season in the suburbs."
"The BBQ bros in the comments are all meatcucks, flexing their grills like it’s hunting season in the suburbs."
by Frenchpet December 6, 2024
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