Mississippi meathook

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.

"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020

Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.

Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011

Mississippi Meathook

When’s a guy sticks his finger into a girls anal canal, to control her movements. Simular to mississippi mudhook and arizona meathook

I Mississippi meathooked that bitch last night. Next stop Arizona!

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

Carolina Meathook

A sexual act where the man takes his four finger and shapes then like a meathook. He then proceeds to aggressively shove them up a woman’s vagina and lift her off of the ground while the meat hook is still inside here.

I gave Jessica a fat Carolina meathook the other day, got her about 3 feet off the ground.

by Michael F. Hawk January 4, 2021

little meathook

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.

"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

hoboken meathook

(noun)

1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.

SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me

Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?

by SitOnMeShamrock July 23, 2011