meatflailing

Meatflailing mainly consists of using ones penis (the meat) as a melee weapon ( the flail). After transforming your penis in a meatflail, you must now hit/smack 10 people in the face with your flail in less then 5 minutes.

Last night Jordan set a new world record at meatflailing and smucked 35 people in 5 minutes, i wish i was him.

by Pacco July 5, 2006

meatclappers

wen both balls clap into each other like a war

my meatclappers are clappen like biggie v.s 2 pac

by Alex Rachal March 18, 2005

Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

blown meatflaps

When a sumo has a long ripping fart that causes his meatflaps to vibrate intensely like jello.

dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?

Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.

by Daddams February 18, 2015

Meat Flap

A "split" or "floppy" vagina

We call her a meat flap because of her excessive use of her vagina

by T-Dubz Nasty February 9, 2004

old hairy meat flap

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

by First class krew March 28, 2008

meatflaps

natalie’s pussy because she masterbates so god damn much because no one wants to fuck her

my friend says natalie has bad meatflaps

by thick penis in anis June 16, 2019