Bare Muck

The act of going for food with other people. Typically accompanied by a video where you name every person present at the 'muck' and then taking a large bite of whatever you ordered.

Russell: "Lets get it goin' ah?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"

by SpicyOiBoi February 5, 2020

Man Muck

Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.

Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed

by Herbert Schweffe October 30, 2018

Egg McFuckin Idiot

An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.

Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?

by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

mother mucker

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.

"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

mucka

A slang word used predominantly in Manchester but also North West England meaning "friend"

To a friend: "What are you up to tonight mucka?"

by Lee The King June 28, 2010

muckduck

A slightly less intense way of saying murder.

Dwight: "'R' is among the most menacing sounds. That's why they call it Murder, not Muckduck."

by theweeklymancastdave October 16, 2009

Coddy Muck

Horse shit

I was walking down the street and stepped in a pile of coddy muck.

by cruisin gal June 14, 2011