grammar mountie

Someone who gently corrects your grammar.

Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.

by nothing exciting December 30, 2016

full mountie

Being fully nude except wearing a mountie hat

I walked in on Ted and he was full mountie; where did he get the hat?

by Ebanks January 4, 2010

mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.

1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?

by whigrat November 15, 2018

brokeback mountie

a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.

Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!

by busterboner August 29, 2009

mountie

a small pixie-like creature that roams the mountains of Canada. Have been known to attack at random.

i'm going mountie hunting!

by cailín beag July 6, 2003

mounties

Mounties are the notorious alma mater of a South Dublin (Ireland) all girls school. Simillar 'Vasar chicks' these young women are famous for dropping their draws, spending daddy's money, cat fighting and drinking very heavily. Often over applying their fake bake and sometimes known as 'tangerine hussies'. Rather unusually the majority are not naturally beautiful and expensive clothes, spa treatments and hair extensions only last so long. Evidenced by the fact that most mounties end up as boared and often over weight housewifes in south county dublin.

"That mountie blew me, robbed me and dumped me but I still love her..."
"The mounties would look you in the eye and tell you they love you while givin a reach around to your mate"

by Sbarro July 2, 2007

Mountie

Damn people who wear red uniforms and ride horses. Just because they are police officers they think it's okay to not pick up the horseshit they leave on the roads and let innocent peditrians to step into them. CLEAN UP THE HORSESHIT DAMNIT

I was walking downtown and i step on this HUGE pile of horseshit...damn mounties.

by MofoLee February 22, 2004