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McCalister

This is a synonym for the quadriceps femoris muscle on the lower limb.
This muscle is named after Luke McCalister, the present All Black whom has abnormally large thighs.
(Going off to the Gym)
"I'm off to work the McCalisters'"
by Barkers November 11, 2007
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Macalester College

Macalester College (Pronounced Mu-cal-est-er; Nickname MAC) is a Liberal Arts college located in Saint Paul, MN.

Though the college itself may be small, the student population consists of 50% Chinese students, 50% International students and about 125% Hipsters.

Students often pride themselves on their self-supposed intellectual superiority, though science has yet to verify such notions. The open-mindedness of Macalester students often extends only to their own personal beliefs--objections outside the realm of "open-mindedness" are considered complete bigotry and said individuals are deemed worse than Hitler. Yes, tolerance is definitely in fool bloom at Macalester.

The college is predominantly liberal with a healthy dose of socialists and communists. Conservative view is held to a bare minimum, do to financial restraints, as well as local Saint Paul legislation prohibiting such actions.

Recently, Macalester has extended a hand to less-representative groups on campus. To encourage beneficial diversity on campus, Macalester has recently placed attractive women on affirmative action groups.
Dude: My professors at Macalester College totally opened my mind.

Bro: Yeah, Dude, like what?

Dude: (Lose Paraphrasing of the Communist Manifesto)

Bro: Is it being open-minded if you just form your mind to someone else's ideas?

Dude: You're just not open-minded. You're worse than Hitler.
by InsetPseudoNameHere November 13, 2011
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Dan McAlister

Dan McAlister is all about what he calls ‘Expressionist Improvisation’ The piano provides an intimate, emotional laboratory for his chromatic adventures into experimental blues. Inspired by emerging new sounds coming from the heart of Music’s current…electronic incarnation - we hear powerful, emotive, songwriting held together by an unusual melodic awareness.
Dan McAlister is a singer, songwriter and piano player.
by mingas October 31, 2007
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A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.
Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.
by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010
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Mckeester

The coolest person you know. Also know as "keesterer" or "rollerkeester" This person is a bamf.
OMG DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL? SHE WAS SUCH A MCKEESTER!!
by MCKEESTERLIVEON September 7, 2011
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McAlister'd

Used when a short, skinny asian teen gets cucked in the worst way possible.
Damn Gandy, if I got McAlister'd that hard I think I'd kill myself...
by WHITEWHITE June 25, 2020
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