McConnell

A hard clumpy constipated shit that when finally extracted leaves hemorrhoids and rectal bleeding.

The Majority Leader of the Senate is himself such a massive McConnell that the country will need Preparation H and stitches once gone from power.

by IntlManoMystery August 9, 2018

McConnell

A nicer way of saying "Retarded" or "Retard". Being in a PC Culture in today's world, it is better to say McConnell instead of Retard.

"Bro is that guy retarded?" "Hey you can't say retarded that's offensive, just say McConnell." "Ah Understandable have a good day."

by Tr@shton May 9, 2018

mcconnelling

Mcconnelling was invented by John Stewart on the Daily show. It is a meme, and what you do is take the campaign ad for Mcconnell and you add music to it, then add the hash tag #mcconnelling to it. The ad works with basically any song you put to it, which is the cause of the trend.

*Turns on Mcconnelling video* *Raining men plays in the background*

by LexiGurl March 14, 2014

The McConnell

Buying a bunch of drinks, leaving, and complaining when someone else does the same

Joe: Did you see that Mitch just left after spending trillions of dollars on drinks?
Chuck: Yeah, he just did The McConnell

by I333cat October 29, 2021

mcconnelling

To be in extreme distress due to an overfilled lower tract in need of evacuation. Derived from the term "turtling" which takes it name from the similarity of the excrement poking from your rectum to a the head of a turtle. The term "mcconnelling" has been given rise due to the resemblance of the 21st century republican politician Mitch McConnell to a turtle and his overall worth in society being relatively equal to that of human shit.

Before I leave for my date I need to take a shit. I am really mcconnelling right now and I am worried if I sit down I may stain my trousers.

by MrBueno October 3, 2014

mcconnell

Theft of something belonging to someone else. Usually involving a great betrayal.

Some asshole mcconnelled my amazon order and left the whole appartment's mail open to theft!

by drammypdog June 27, 2018

McConnelling

McConnelling is when someone is in a short clip that mainly includes their upper torso and head. They start off by doing something official, or business-like such as signing papers and then suddenly smile at the camera like someone in the intro from Full House. McConnelling is based off of a political advertisement released by US Senator Mitch McConnell in which he signs some papers, and then turns his head up to smile at the camera.

Hey man, I saw the opening intro to Family Matters and they were all McConnelling!

by AaronLikesItUpTheAss March 15, 2014