mcauley-auley-auley

a rather small boy, who enjoys physics and long walks on the beach.

matthew mcauley-auley-auley

by daniel linden May 24, 2008

Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

macaulay caulking

the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)

A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking

by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012

Macaulay Culkin

To call someone on the phone.

"I'll Macaulay Culkin you around 9."

by Nick 416 October 8, 2007

A McAuley Massacre

When a man gets piped with a strap on and orgasms as his hole is ripped!!!

Omg I just got a McAuley Massacre!!!

by Wangdinho July 31, 2023

McAuley

A family of Irish or Scotch Irish descent that always gets the short end of the stick, be it in social, academic, or family related situations. The injustice/bad luck also applies to those who marry into the family.

ex1)

You have just finished a huge project and saved your company roughly a million dollars. Your lazy coworker took all of the credit. You get reprimanded for not helping him. Why? You're a McAuley.

ex2)

Person 1: Someone just stole my car!
Person 2: That's because you married a McAuley!

by "Erin Go Bragh" McAuley November 23, 2009

Mcauley

Ginger prick

Work needs doing and there's aways that one mcauley.

by Hello jock 1937 July 27, 2021