Mackerting

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.

Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.

by RADa5AURU5 December 11, 2010

Mackenzie Zales

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model.

Deandra: Who the fuck are you?

.......
Trisha: She's Mackenzie Zales! Duh! Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model!

by hamfi January 2, 2017

Mackenzie's Cherry

The red planet in the clone wars episode 2

John: Shut up about Mackenzie's cherry, I hope we never have to see this planet again.

by mackenziesvirginity July 12, 2022

cole mackenzie

a soft , beautiful , gorgeously unique , gay god who deserves the world

cole mackenzie owns my whole ass heart.

by colemackenzieownsmyheart September 8, 2018

mackendy

Mackendy is a wonderful person. He is a gentleman and quite a flirt. Mackendy is quite a lovable, caring, and smart guy. Any girl to have him is pretty lucky to get him

Today Mackendy gave me flowers and asked me out.
His name is mackendy .

by phlosophybrotty May 9, 2018

Mackenna

Mackenna’s are special. They normally have brown hair. They are athletic and smart. They have some secrets and i nsecurities but always help others out of a hard time. They normally like guys and keep it on the low. She has guy friends that she may like but they don’t like her. She likes to have fun but stay safe. Mackenna’s like this are rare. Don’t ruin the chance to be friends with them.

Hey mackenna be my friend PLEASE

by Go Maryland lax April 5, 2019

mr. mackey

one of the funniest south park characters, mostly because he's exactly like all Health education teachers ever. he goes in circles about how drugs and drinking is bad, along with sex education, without explaining anything, because he has no idea. It's hilarious to watch, especially if you're in a health class currently, and can make the comparison

Mr. mackey on drugs:
"drugs are bad, m'kay, so, if you do drugs, you're bad, m'kay, because drugs are bad. they can hurt your body, m'kay, cause drugs are bad, m'kay...

Mr. mackey, on sex education:
"So then the man puts his penis... he puts his penis..."
*kyle* "haven't you ever had sex before?"
"of course i have, it's just been a while. lets see, i'm pretty sure he puts his penis... dang it, where did i put that thing???"

by Chef aid April 23, 2007