Mayer

A boy with unusually large earlobes

“Look at that Mayer”

by maiwand December 29, 2023

Mayer Hawthorne

Epic music artist, bringing back good music with flavor

Person: Damn that is tight
person 2: yea, thats mayer hawthorne!

by JOOCIFER September 14, 2010

Mayer Hater

The average person with common sense!

If you like John Meyer that much then you're an idiot!

by Yelsew Foolface April 6, 2005

Mayer Hater

Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.

Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.

by Brooke February 19, 2005

Mayer Hater

A stupid person who doesnt have anything better to do than say rude and untrue things about John Mayer. >(

I suggest you shut the fuck up and go on with your life.

by Chrissy April 15, 2005

Mayer of Water

The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.

You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.

by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 1, 2008

mayer mayes

best darn crip walker
and dante marvin fan

'omg is that mayer mayes?'

'yea she also is good at the renegade'

by mayer mayes fan January 21, 2023