May 29

National punch anyone name Zach day
Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach
by dr._dank_noodles May 28, 2019
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May 29

People born on this day typically are fucking geniuses, lowkey sexc, and are always down to pound so hit their line asap if they aint taken frfr.
Christian is so smart and handsome im soooo dtf. I wonder if all kids who share May 29th as a birthday are like this?
by yuri-tarded October 23, 2019
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May 29

National be nice to your girlfriend day

The day where you show your appreciation to her, and give her the upmost respect and affection
Dude!! You should give your girl flowers, it’s May 29
Or
Man, don’t be so mean to Jessica, it’s national be nice to your girlfriend day
by HayJulie May 29, 2020
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May 29

National send nude$ day. You can send noods without being a hoe
you: ayo shawty it’s may 29
someone: shit
by some bisexual girl May 29, 2021
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May 29

The day the hottest daddies with the best tik tok accounts were born
My guy it’s May 29”

“Bro no way it’s Nicole’s Birthday Shes such a daddy id smash”

Ya bro
by HottestDaddy November 08, 2019
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May 29

Hey it’s may 29 can I get an kiss
by Fudndbf May 29, 2022
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May 29

May 29th -BE NICE TO YOUR GF EVERYDAY, BUT BE EXTRA NICE TODAY!!!

i love u loser”

your smile is so beautiful”

“i like your outfit today”
by Real1SinceDay1 May 29, 2021
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