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max payne 

A) A video game character circa 1999-2004 who goes through many changes between his 2 video games, Through these games he can dodge bullets because of something called bullet time, to put it his way "When your staring down the barrel of a gun time seems to slow down"
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone
A) Oh, shit its Max Payne, we're all going to die....
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!
max payne by Kilroy Higgins February 29, 2004

max payne 

A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.
max payne by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004

max payne 

A man who were to ever go against the likes of Jack Slate or Jak, would have his ass kicked.
Jack Slate and Jak could kick Max Paynes ass with one hand tied behind ther backs.
max payne by Robert Deniro January 15, 2004

Max Payne 

Max Payne by Anti Cape February 7, 2022

Max Payne Thousand 

Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭

Max Payne-ing It 

To go for several weeks on very little sleep, often becoming very depressed in the process, ala Max Payne.

May be the result of a long, strenuous project at work or school.
"Jesus Bob, you look like shit."
"Yeah, I've been Max Payne-ing it hard the last couple weeks."
Max Payne-ing It by finnishhax April 2, 2009