Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets in slo motion and withstand an outrageous amount of bulletwounds. They live off of painkillers like it is CRACK!

Did u see what that MAX PAYNE just did. He killed three gansters wit 2 bullets!

by JAYONETHOUSAND February 08, 2004

Max Payne

Constipated man that can dodge bullets

by 1337guy September 23, 2003

Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.

He is such a max payne

by alpha November 09, 2003

Max Payne

To dodge bullets while the camera spins around 360 degrees and with a major slow-down of time.

Whoa, Neo just pulled a Max Payne!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Max Payne Thousand

Bad asf a 10/10

Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭

by therealthuggaGMoney October 30, 2021

Max Payne-ing It

To go for several weeks on very little sleep, often becoming very depressed in the process, ala Max Payne.

May be the result of a long, strenuous project at work or school.

"Jesus Bob, you look like shit."
"Yeah, I've been Max Payne-ing it hard the last couple weeks."

by finnishhax April 02, 2009

Max Payne 2

Developed by Remedy. Published by Rockstar. One of the greatest games one could play. Art in motion.

If Jesus were re-incarnated he'd be Max Payne 2. Or Super Mario Bros. 3.......

by Funnyboy December 12, 2003