Mau

Being with or close to the most perfect and pretty person in world described with the word mau.

Ryan:Mau.
Keira:Aww does he really think that about me?

by Doctor Dickey October 3, 2022

Mau Mau

A card game popular in Germany and in other places where there are Germans. Also Mau King, and many other names

- Hey Man, let's play Crazy 8's!
- You mean Mau Mau?
- No, the game similar to Uno!
- Ah, you mean Mau King, I mean Mao,... I mean Makao, oh fuck let's just play Uno!

by Darko M. October 30, 2018

mau

a card game where the object is to get rid of all your cards first. however, you get cards for talking or not saying the right rules. it can be very confusing for someone who has never played before. when you start playing with someone new, you do not tell them the rules. they have to figure out them as they go along. it can get frustrating

dude how do you play this 'mau' game
talking (gives card)
this is lame
talking (gives card)
...
point of order, just try and figure it out ok? end point of order

by Jennaaaaaaa August 11, 2007

Mau

A term of endearment or comfort,if said numerous times,mainly used by cute girls, to bunny rabbits, teddy bears and men they think are wuvable.

"Aw, you hurt yourself, mau mau mau"

"Hello Honey,"
"Mau Mau Mau"

by ophelia January 16, 2005

MAUS

a German world war two mega tank, weighing around 180 tons and having a 15 cm gun with a small 75mm gun mounted on the same turret it is a true beast, it drinks about 1 liter of fuel every 13 meters it traveled, and having Armour approaching 30cm of steel this is a moving bunker of DEATH, only two were made and the war ended before they could be put into service, only one is left today, and it is in a Russian tanks museum called Kubinka.

the maus is a tank

by tank_stuff February 23, 2015

Mau

One of the better card games on the planet. There are literally MILLIONS of variations. One variation believes it is against the rules to speak about the rules.

Dude, wanna play some Mau?
Heck ya, Mau rocks!

by Squishy74 September 6, 2005

Maus

Real Meaning:
German super heavy tank of WW2 aka Panzer VIII with a 12.8 Pak 44 Cannon with the tank weighing around 188 tones

Meme/Gaming Meaning:
A freaking heavy tank made out of pure German steel and tracks made out of Mice that can crush a modern M1A2 Abrams. Stay away from it or get panckaked!

Hitler: Einen neuen Panzer bauen (make a new tank!)
Engineer: Tiger II?
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: Capture KV-2s
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: A tank made out Cheese and let mice eat it and call it MAUS
Hitler: Jawohl!

by DUDEIALREADYHAVENAME1001 October 9, 2021