Hairy Muttley

The female gentitalia. A phrase that may be used in mixed company to make your vagina conversations more interesting. A good subsitute for the word cunt in polite society.

Oh yes, she's a total hairy muttley.

by persnikety March 14, 2009

Mattles

Pommie closet filth in denial. Loves ALL porn and goes through 9 rolls of cling wrap a week. Also has a HUGE cock

He has a real case of Mattles.

by Rach December 22, 2003

muttley

The canine sidekick of Dick Dastardly, featured in the 60's cartoons "Wacky Races" and "Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Flying Machines". Best known for helping/trolling his master Dastardly in his schemes, having a loving passion for medals and for his funny-as-hell laugh. If things aren't done his way, he will not give a single shit about what's gonna happen to you. Especially if you're Dastardly.

Dastardly: "Muttley! Do something!"
Muttley: "Rawrrwarr medal?"
Dastardly: "No medal Muttley! It's your duty to save me!"
Muttley: *proceeds to let his master fall off 2000 meters in the air and laughs* HIHIHIHIHIHIH.

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

MATTVEY

Mattvey is a really outstanding British guy who is full of personality, intelligence, and charm. He is incredibly kind, always willing to lend a helping hand. He has a huge heart and always puts others first in his life. He is a hard worker and never settles for mediocrity. With his drive and ambition, he is sure to make a great impact on the world. Above all, Mattvey is a loyal friend who can be trusted and depended on. He is truly an exceptional human being and a great person to be around.

"Yo did you hear about the queens death???"
"Yeah bro I heard Mattvey crying after it."

by Ilyas The Rahman January 24, 2023

Mattlynn

Someone who is beautiful, sweet, loving, and caring. She is a great kisser. She got beautiful eyes. She can get whoever she wants, and whoever has her is very lucky.

Mattlynn looks good today

by Allrose January 19, 2017

mattlyn

Flat. A flat bitch who thinks her booty is bigger than mine. Shut the fuck up. Period.

Mattlyn" my booty bigger then yours."
Person " bitch you flatter than a wall."

by Nutttx2000 October 26, 2019

matiley

A very kind, caring, passionate, hot personality and body loves to make others happy. Cares for ones she loves most. Very artsy and love crafts but also loves sports and being outside. Shines brighter than most people cause shes been through alot in her life. So if you ever find a matiley be sure to stay by her shes a keeper

Hi matiley how are you

by Ghostbusterssss November 21, 2021