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matthew ellwood

erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.

#wedneslay
person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.
by slapclap October 29, 2022
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Matthew Eaglestone

A Matthew Eaglestone is a person that is most likley british and is pansexual
MATTHEW EAGLESTONE STOP WRITING DEFINITIONS ABOUT ME
by aqxa on yt April 21, 2022
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Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.
by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018
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Matthew Emerton

A person referred to by D.R.R.D.B.B and is generally a posh person who enjoys anime, can be referred to as "Oak"
Guy: did you see that Matthew Emerton?
Girl: such a Matthew Emerton
by Just_A_Definition January 22, 2019
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Matthew Ewing

The Matthew Ewing Effect is when a player in the MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) game League of Legends will pick a champion that they have seen someone else “go off” with (“Go off” meaning that another player does extremely well with in game) and then proceed to pick that champion thinking that because they have seen that someone else did great with, then they will instantly assume that playing said champion will make their knowledge and ability in the game exceed like the players they have seen play that champion. Most of the time the player will then flame the enemy team (insult and harass them) and / or blame the game that they are performing poorly.

Keep in mind that this definition is mostly targeting newer players in the game because experienced players can probably see someone do good as another champion and pick them up with some ease due to their knowledge. However, new players will do this without the knowledge of the game or champion and will most likely make themselves look like a complete idiot.
A player sees someone use Yasuo (an assassin / fighter character) and go 29/5 (kills to death) and begins to play that champion, only to wonder why they lost in a fight and blame the game or other players when they do not know how to play Yasuo. Thus you would say "Looks like they're Matthew Ewing"
by SoFakeLmfao May 20, 2021
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Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
by WordGod22 January 28, 2022
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Matthew Erickson

Matt is a male specimen who thinks he the shit but he not the fart cause he plays ball hawks. He is also know as a depressing person because of his repost on Tik tok. (Ps I also forgot to add the same thing in Levi Bradley McFadden definition but he is also very depressed and obsessed with is ex
by Chink nugget69 December 25, 2024
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