old slang term for sexual relations.
I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.
I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.
Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.
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Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag het verslag voor school afmaken en Matthiassen.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag doen alsof ik wat doe maar ik ga niks doen.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag doen alsof ik wat doe maar ik ga niks doen.
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(n.);masterbassing-(v.) pronounced: Mast-er-bash-un
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
Idle hands lead to masterbassion.
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