Steven Matos

Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle

Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet

by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016

Matos'd

verb

1. To fuck over your co-workers
2. To lie to your co-workers about how large your work load is to form the impression you're busier than you actually are

Bill: "Hey Ed, what are your numbers for the night?"

Eddy: "I'm gonna be sinking tonight Bill, I've got a ton of work"

Jamie: "Bill, you realize you just got Matos'd. Eddy was sitting in the break room all night."

by Ham n cheese October 19, 2013

Mammos

Very large breasts on a female.

Check out the mammos on that broad.

by Guli January 1, 2006

Mamoswine

The most evil of all Ice-type Pokemon, capable of an STAB 1st Priority Ice Shard at 394 atk.

"Someone just put a Choice Scarf on their Mamoswine. Banish it to the Uber tier!"

by trollmeistersupreme February 12, 2012

Matoska

He's real a sussy baka amongus character

He's been actin' like a Matoska

by Xash2k August 2, 2021

Manmosa

The real manly version of a mimosa. :)

Vodka, Blue Moon and OJ

Two of those manmosa's had me done son!!

by FilTime March 5, 2011

Matzos

A cracker-like food made in boards out of wheat, flour and water. Traditionally a Jewish food and eaten throughout the year. Jews always eat this at Passover as unleavened bread.

"Do you like Matzos?" Asked Jim,
"Of course, I'm Jewish, they're especially good with jam or chametz!"

by Nerd Alert! May 11, 2017